Chapter 1053: The Goddess’s Tactics have Failed Her (7)

Translator: Noodletown Translated Editor: Noodletown Translated

Gao Ran bent down and whispered into Zhu Lingling’s ear, “Don’t be nervous, I won’t actually kiss you, there’s a little technique called ‘position swap’.”

Zhu Lingling was in a daze when Gao Ran held her face in his hands and planted a wet one on her…

Because his back was towards the others, technically he did swap positions…

Originally, Zhu Lingling was too embarrassed to make out with him in such proximity to the rest of the group.

Just as she was about to object, Gao Ran’s lips touched hers ever so lightly, sending her brain into overdrive and causing it to immediately blank out.

“Woot woot!” The others began clapping and egging them on as if they were at a wedding…

A minute later, Gao Ran unwillingly let go of Zhu Lingling…

Zhu Lingling immediately slapped him on the face. “What the hell, you said you were going to swap position to fake a kiss, you liar!”

“I couldn’t control myself.” Gao Ran smiled idiotically as he touched the back of his head, leading the crowd to burst out in laughter…

“Haha, Lingling, you’re so innocent. Why would you believe a guy who said that he was going to swap positions? Most men say, “Don’t worry, I’ll just put it there, I won’t actually go in’. Would you believe them?” Jiang Xiaowei’s dirty joke sent everyone howling with laughter once again.

Wei Liao kept reminding his wife, “Honey, remember who you are. You have a Ph.D.”

“So what? Can’t PhDs have sex? Where did my baby come from then?” Jiang Xiaowei’s question immediately embarrassed Wei Liao, and everyone began laughing at him.

Song Yishi, on the other hand, rolled her eyes at Jiang Xiaowei and cursed underneath her breath, “What a vulgar woman.”

Thank goodness the latter didn’t hear her say it, or else World War III would’ve erupted then and there…

Zhu Lingling slapped Gao Ran, Gao Ran kissed Zhu Lingling… that was the end of that.

Then, it was Gao Ran’s turn to pick, and he picked Qin Chu.

“Haha, did you want to seek revenge on me? Is that why you picked my husband?” Huo Mian leaned against Qin Chu’s chest and asked coyishly.

“Of course not, how petty do you guys think I am?” Gao Ran replied with a question of his own.

“Very,” Qin Chu and Huo Mian answered at the same time.

“Okay, you guys got me. Hahahahaha, I want to seek revenge!” Gao Ran laughed shamelessly as he used all his might to play rock, paper, scissors with Qin Chu.

In the end, Gao Ran played rock, while Qin Chu played paper – Qin Chu won.

“Idiot, why did you play rock?” Even Zhu Lingling was worried about his IQ.

“B, but… Huo Mian won with rock every time…” Gao Ran began sweating through his costume.

“But Huo Mian was against a dumbass named Gao Rao, but you are the dumbass Gao Ran! Why would you play rock? Your brain worries me…” Zhu Lingling didn’t know what to say.

“Honey, you’re the best.” Huo Mian began clapping at her husband’s victory.

“Truth or dare?” Qin Chu smiled as he stared at Gao Ran, who answered, “Truth.”

After Huo Mian almost played him dead, Gao Ran decided that he needed to be more careful; he was worried that pervert Qin Chu would ask him to kiss Zhu Lingling with tongue again. Although he wanted to, if Zhu Lingling slapped him again, he wouldn’t be able to leave his house tomorrow…

“Out of all the woman in this room… who do you like the most?” Qin Chu asked without hesitation, sending Gao Ran into a whirlpool of awkwardness…

“Can’t you f*cking ask me another question?” He never had the guts to confess his feelings towards Zhu Lingling, since he didn’t want to be rejected. If he told everyone in the room he liked her and she rejected him, he would have to dig himself a hole to crawl into…

“Answer,” Huo Mian urged, while everyone glanced over at Gao Ran. They all knew who he liked, but he didn’t have to guts to admit it.

Feeling awkward, Zhu Lingling held a glass of wine in her hands and sipped at it, pretending to be nonchalant….

Just then, Gao Ran said, “Zhu Lingling.”

“Hey, not bad, you’ve got great taste,” Huo Mian laughed.

Zhu Lingling, on the other hand, lowered her head until it was about to touch the floor…she felt like hiding away in a corner.

Qin Chu and Huo Mian were really the definition of bullies… they sure knew how to rip people off.

Zhu Lingling had a feeling that if they kept poking fun at her and Gao Ran, they would probably explode…

Finally, Gao Ran completed his mission, and Huo Mian smiled as she looked at Qin Chu. “Honey, who do you want to pick?”

“Huo Siqian,” Qin Chu calmly glanced towards Huo Siqian, who had been smiling without a word the entire time.

Huo Mian froze… she was surprised that Qin Chu would pick him to play with.