Chapter 387: Full Time Evil Merchant (34)

Ming Shu took the medicine to apply to his wound again. “What have you been doing lately?”

“N-nothing.” Just went to kick Xiao Jinghan. Who let him beat me up, hmph.

Ming Shu carefully applied the medicine with a swab. “Nothing? Then why did the wound get worse? Are you here to waste my medicine on purpose?”

“I don’t know, but is it that your medicine is out of date, guru?” Shu Lin insisted. “Ah… Guru, why do you abuse the patient?”

Ming Shu lightened the pressure. “Because I just want to.”

Shu Lin said in a wronged tone, “It hurts.”

“That’s good. It proves you’re not dead.” Ming Shu pulled his clothes back into place, then continued, “If it doesn’t hurt, you’ll be dead on the ground.”

“Even if I die, I’ll die with you,” Shu Lin said angrily. “I’m your man alive, and I’ll be your ghost dead.”

“Do you watch too many stupid drama series?” This little goblin is truly incurable. “Watch less in the future, or you might become an idiot.”

Shu Lin: “…”

Calm down, calm down.

I’m not going to worry about a psychopath.

Ming Shu put the things away and got ready to log into the game. Meanwhile, Shu Lin sat beside her with his laptop in his arms. “Guru, can you teach me to fight monsters?”

“No.” I’m very busy.

“Guru.” Shu Lin shamelessly crawled into Ming Shu’s arms as he thought she didn’t dislike him very much in recent days. “Please.”

Ming Shu: “…”

He is annoying!

Ming Shu kicked him away in one go. “Get out if you don’t want to stay!”

Shu Lin: “…”

[World] One more time: Guru, can I get a discount? I’m very poor.

[World] Snacks Are Justice: It’s a fair price for both the old and the young. Will you buy or not?

[World] One more time: … I’ll buy.

[World] Skull: The profiteer raises his price again.

[World] Li Ge: Leader, we all know it in our hearts. Why bother pointing out the elephant in the room!

The First Level had their leveling people, and they rarely leveled up in daytime. But at night the leveling people would help them level up. Ming Shu was the lowest level now. She thought she had to level up, otherwise she would be limited in making some things.

She asked someone to do missions with her then.

After finishing two missions, Ming Shu turned her head to see Shu Lin crouching in the sofa’s corner. He stared at the screen and looked absent-minded, seemingly not knowing what to do.

Ming Shu tapped on the keyboard. Shu Lin looked up, but then lowered his head after a moment. He looked like a poor abandoned puppy.

“Buy me snacks for one month, then I’ll teach you.”

It’s for snacks.

For snacks.

For snacks.

Shu Lin blinked and a smile immediately crinkled his eyes and arched his eyebrows. “Okay, okay, I can even buy you snacks for your whole life.”

He came over with his laptop, and Ming Shu told him to do a mission. But only about three minutes later, Shu Lin was killed in the mission. He looked at Ming Shu with wronged eyes.

“Can’t you control your own fingers?”

“I can!”

Ming Shu opened the mission again. But the result was the same—he got killed within several minutes.

“You’re only suitable for low-level missions like Dark Night Corridor,” Ming Shu summarized in the end.

Shu Lin got closer and popped his head out from Ming Shu’s arms. It looked like his entire person was held in Ming Shu’s arms. “Can you teach me by hand? I can certainly learn it well.”

“Even elementary school students are better than you.”

F**k. Are the elementary school students as cute as me? No, I mean, they are not better than me!

Explosion inside, yet a wronged face on the surface.

Ming Shu got his laptop over and pulled him up a little so as to hold him in her arms more conveniently. Then she clicked on the mission. “You shouldn’t just rush to the monsters persistently. Do you think you’re King Kong and unstoppable?”

Her tone was neither light nor heavy, and she always wore a smile while speaking. A hint of a warm breath touched his ears, and Shu Lin felt his heart beating strongly in irregular paces.

It was an obvious crush.

Though Shu Lin felt a little strange about this.

If you want to woo someone, you must think from your heart that you like the person.

Acting needs to be immersed.

Calm calm calm, you’re just acting.

“Is that clear?” The soft voice reached his ears. It was like a lover’s murmur and plucked his heartstrings.

The calm that was just regained by Shu Lin was shattered into pieces by Ming Shu’s sentence, and he could only answer a little helplessly, “No…”

He felt like he was done.

“Is your brain underdeveloped?”

Shu Lin got back his tranquility then Your brain is underdeveloped. Do you know how hard I’ve worked to follow this character setting?

How will you understand, you’re a psychopath.

How can I like a psychopath? I must’ve been out of my mind just now.

Ming Shu made another demonstration and then let Shu Lin have a try. Driven by his unknown anger, Shu Lin pulled off a perfect double kill.

Ming Shu looked at him thoughtfully. Shu Lin was startled and he hurriedly acted like he was very surprised. “Guru, guru… Wasn’t that powerful? I told you I can do it.”

Ming Shu patted his head. “Good job.”

You really work hard to preserve the character setting.

Ming Shu lifted her hand and was ready to go back to her position. But Shu Lin suddenly pulled her back. He turned to look at Ming Shu with closed lips, then leaned over.

They were originally very close to each other, so he only needed to move slightly to kiss Ming Shu.

His soft lips landed on the corner of Ming Shu’s mouth. He held his breath, then turned over to press Ming Shu onto the sofa. The kiss was unskilled, but passionate.

Shu Lin didn’t remember how they separated later. He only remembered Ming Shu got up to pick up the laptop with its locked screen on the floor. Her clothes were rumpled, but they were fully dressed.

“Well…”

“If you’re feeling sick, use the bathroom.” Ming Shu pointed her chin in the bathroom’s direction.

Who said I’ll use the bathroom!

Who said I’ll use the bathroom!

“I…” Shu Lin felt a little slow, but he still needed to maintain the character setting. “I… kissed you. Is there anything you want to say?”

Ming Shu thought for a while. “Your kissing technique is poor.”

Shu Lin felt a lightning strike right to his head. My kissing technique is poor? Do you have to say it aloud? I’m right here!

It must be this character setting. Poor kissing technique has nothing to do with me.

“What’s our relationship now?” Shu Lin asked nervously as he held back his anger.

“What do you think? It was just a kiss, do you want me to be responsible?” Ming Shu raised her eyebrows and said lightly, “It’s really suitable for daydreaming in the broad daylight.”

Shu Lin suddenly sat up straight from the sofa. “If you don’t like me, why didn’t you push me away? You like me, and I want to be your boyfriend!”

“If I pushed you away, you’d get a concussion.” Ming Shu told him the truth seriously. “I don’t want to kill anyone.”

Shu Lin took a look at where they were. If she pushed him away, his center of gravity must push him outward, and he would definitely bump into the floor… Shu Lin felt hopeless. How it’s making sense.

“I want to be your boyfriend anyway.” Shu Lin stood tall. “You kissed me, so you must be responsible.”

“I didn’t sleep with you. What responsibility should I take?” I only want to be responsible for snacks.

Shu Lin began to undo his clothes impulsively. “Sleep with me, then.”

Wait!

Why did I say something like that?

“…” Psychopath! Ming Shu calmly watched Shu Lin, whose fingers stopped at his shirt’s second button, and she smiled slightly. “Come on, you kissed me first.”

Shu Lin took the opportunity to put down his hand. “Well … then I’ll be responsible for you.”

Ming Shu smiled brighter and said in a tender voice, “I’m generous, so I don’t need you to take responsibility. I’ll take it as a bite from a dog.”

Shu Dog Lin: “…”

F**k. She’s cursing me again!

I am not doing this anymore!